With some very significant watermelon etiquette from Shirley, the crew learned that – in her opinion – you should NOT eat watermelon to the rind; use a fork to eat it; buy seedless watermelon to avoid spitting out seeds. That’s just too much work and takes all the summer fun out of eating a summer food favorite!
Also, she says that men only need one: either a belt or suspenders. There is no need for both. There’s also no need for your pants to be THAT close to your chest, fellas! And Tommy is seriously questioning that pocket pack that includes all the ink pens and random tire pressure gauge. WHY?
Another point that Shirley made that the fellas of the crew disagreed with her on are tattoos on a woman. She says that “there’s just a certain amount of tattoos that you can have on your chest.” Jay says that the woman’s chest is multi-functional and a place to carry because “not everybody carries a wallet.” Tommy said “but y’all got so much room, though!” Junior was just fascinated with women’s chest tattoos and went down the list of tattoos that he’s seen before: “I’m back”, “I ain’t never scared”, “thug life”, etc.
Ladies, not all of your kid’s names need to be listed on your body.
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