1. “I know it's supposed to be ladies first, but when it comes to chicken, there's no rules.” - Snoop Dogg on “Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party”
2. “I was raised on fried chicken. My pacifier was a drumstick." - Snoop Dogg on “Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party”
3. “What kinda animal is that, though? Is that a leopard and a cheetah and a — what is, that’s a albino tiger, right? Y’all made that sh*t up, right? Y’all f***kin with my imagination. I’m high as f**k.” — during the “Snow Leopard” installment of Jimmy Kimmell’s “Plizzanet Earth With Snoop Dogg"
4. "I really didn't want to have too many featured people on my next couple of projects," he told GQ. "Because if I'm doing an interview with you and you say, 'Hey, Snoop, you're working on your next album. Well, who's on it?' That's always the first question. Who the f**k you think is on it? Me, motherf**ker!"
5. "My superpower would be is that I'd be able to smoke unconditionally and I'd have a new set of lungs every four months." - via Fuse
6. “Snakes are straight a**holes, you could tell, the way they lookin’ at him.” — Snoop Dogg during the “Iguana vs. Snakes” installment of Jimmy Kimmell’s “Plizzanet Earth With Snoop Dogg”
7. “It was African Americans who took that bland ass chicken and made that thang do what it do. No doubt." - Snoop Dogg on “Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party"
8. "When I'm not [sic] longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg,” the rapper allegedly said.
9. "I'm wiser, or a bit wiser. Like Budweiser." — from his Reincarnated documentary
10. When Snoop Dogg played the Fast Money round on “Celebrity Family Feud,” Steve Harvey asked him to fill in the blank: “Pie in the____.” “Horse,” Snoop responded, with a straight face.